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Posted on 1st Oct at 2:38 PM, with 113,522 notes

jncos:

*snifts wine* do i detect a hint of grapes?

Posted on 1st Oct at 2:38 PM, with 770,124 notes

pyksii:

saddeer:

I have this weird theory that some people are drawn to each other because their atoms were near each other when the universe was created and over time the same atoms keep coming back together

DID YOU JUST SCIENTIFICALLY EXPLAIN SOUL MATES?!

Posted on 1st Oct at 2:36 PM, with 5,792 notes

3fandom5u:

"You can’t sing the instrumental part!!!"

Watch me.

Posted on 1st Oct at 2:36 PM, with 62,597 notes
me: tru tbh but like idk like but idk man u kno? idk
Posted on 1st Oct at 2:36 PM, with 18,364 notes

meladoodle:

meladoodle:

i hate it when i’m sad and people say i have to “be strong”. what the hell, i’m strong as hell, my weightlifting addiction is why my wife left me in the first place

imagei know… not anymore, asshole, way to rub it in

Posted on 1st Oct at 2:35 PM, with 453,749 notes

cryonetics:

snorlaxatives:

*sexually strokes wall until finding light switch*

What a turn on.

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