I’m holding a charity event tonight for people who can’t reach orgasm.
If you can’t come let me know.
I never actually say hi to my friends, I just make creepy faces at them from a distance.
birds are so ridiculous how do they even all exist???
i dont even
things that dont make any sense
jesus christ is that a duck
some kind of prehistoric nonsense
holy shit where is your beak even birds, BIRDS
I would pay good money for you to voice a nature documentary
Is that a smuppet