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Posted on 16th Apr at 3:34 PM, with 132,267 notes

wylieeeeee:

wylieeeeee:

I’m holding a charity event tonight for people who can’t reach orgasm.

If you can’t come let me know.

Posted on 16th Apr at 3:30 PM, with 149,293 notes

lets-go-lesbos:

I never actually say hi to my friends, I just make creepy faces at them from a distance.

Posted on 16th Apr at 3:30 PM, with 267,724 notes

markargent:

thestarkidshavethephonebox:

pearls-for-cats:

schoompy:

iguanamouth:

birds are so ridiculous how do they even all exist???

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fuckin

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crazy ass

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bobbleheaded

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tiny motherfuckin

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i dont even

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things that dont make any sense

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dragon faced

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jesus christ is that a duck

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some kind of prehistoric nonsense

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holy shit where is your beak even birds, BIRDS

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I would pay good money for you to voice a nature documentary 

Is that a smuppet

attn: Deidre

Posted on 16th Apr at 3:28 PM, with 229,557 notes

effses:

HOW ANGRY DO YOU HAVE TO BE, THOUGH

Posted on 16th Apr at 3:28 PM, with 106,091 notes
floozys:

this is so specific i love it 
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floozys:

this is so specific i love it 

Posted on 16th Apr at 3:28 PM, with 28,639 notes

therealbarbielifts:

chauvinistsushi:

contraception:

the goal is to love myself so much it offends other people

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I have achieved Kanye level

Posted on 16th Apr at 3:27 PM, with 346,881 notes

rrevolutionaries:

[puts head in hands] oh god he’s so attractive

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