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Posted on 20th Oct at 12:21 AM, with 103,562 notes
popphies:

damnit-phan:

i-am-sashafart:

ihaveabadcaseofthefandoms:

human-timelord-metacrisis:

peachberrylove:

aph-lovelies:

commanderofdeath:

Here. Have a cute ghost.
Drag it. It’s transparent.

jESUS CHRIST, MAN

I FUCKING SPAT OUT MY MILK OMG

oh cute, a littl-HOLY MOTHER OF FUCK

WHAT THE FRICKETY FRACK WAS THAT


fUCK

God damnit

MOBILE CLICK IT OMG
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popphies:

damnit-phan:

i-am-sashafart:

ihaveabadcaseofthefandoms:

human-timelord-metacrisis:

peachberrylove:

aph-lovelies:

commanderofdeath:

Here. Have a cute ghost.

Drag it. It’s transparent.

jESUS CHRIST, MAN

I FUCKING SPAT OUT MY MILK OMG

oh cute, a littl-HOLY MOTHER OF FUCK

WHAT THE FRICKETY FRACK WAS THAT

fUCK

God damnit

MOBILE CLICK IT OMG

Posted on 20th Oct at 12:19 AM, with 396,613 notes
samaurigro:

cartoonpolitics:

"Homophobia: The fear that another man will treat you like you treat women." ~ (unattributed)

Bless the human who made this post
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samaurigro:

cartoonpolitics:

"Homophobia: The fear that another man will treat you like you treat women." ~ (unattributed)

Bless the human who made this post

Posted on 20th Oct at 12:19 AM, with 540,901 notes

poshxspice:

subject13fringe:

montypythonandtheholyblog:

today I learned that if you want to slash someone’s tires, don’t slash all four; only slash three because if you slash all four their insurance will pay for it but if you only slash three they have to pay for it all out of pocket 

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today on satan makes a blog post

Posted on 20th Oct at 12:19 AM, with 540,901 notes

poshxspice:

subject13fringe:

montypythonandtheholyblog:

today I learned that if you want to slash someone’s tires, don’t slash all four; only slash three because if you slash all four their insurance will pay for it but if you only slash three they have to pay for it all out of pocket 

image

today on satan makes a blog post

Posted on 20th Oct at 12:17 AM, with 326,596 notes
"

Because when I was 13 years old, I was sent home for my tank top straps being a little too thin, but a boy could wear a Cool Story babe, Go Make Me A Sandwich shirt and not be looked at twice.

Because when I was 17 and I told a guy “No” and the next day the word tease was painted on my locker.

Because when I was 18 and just wanted to be friends, I was a bitch.

Because I feel the need to say “I have a boyfriend” instead of “No” because guys respect other men more than they would ever respect me.

Because society screams “don’t get raped” instead of “don’t rape”

Because I am scared to walk alone at 10 PM

Because being beautiful is the most important thing I’ll ever do.

Because when I wear my favorite skirt “I’m asking for it”

Because the song Blurred Lines exists

Because no means no no matter how you fucking spin it

Because a girl was drugged and raped with a beer bottle, and the boys who did it are out on bail.

Because I owe you nothing

Because pepper spray is a gift I receive yearly.

Because I am asked if I have a boyfriend more than I am asked about my mental health

Because my clothes say more about my consent then my mouth does.

Because the wage gap exists

Because “not all men are like that” is said way too often

ENOUGH ARE

Because I feel the need to say “I’m not a feminist but…”

Because I’m writing this fucking piece

"
When you ask why I’m angry? (via crazeist)
Posted on 20th Oct at 12:16 AM, with 71,262 notes
shrugging:

laughhard:

I don’t know where to even start

with some lube
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shrugging:

laughhard:

I don’t know where to even start

with some lube

Posted on 20th Oct at 12:16 AM, with 149,083 notes

happiest:

does anyone else download music then look forward to listening to it on the bus the next day

Posted on 20th Oct at 12:14 AM, with 4,161 notes

supmariss:

"i want to go to bed" is how i would sum up 2014

Posted on 20th Oct at 12:13 AM

Im so sorry I havent been on lately ive got two jobs and school and im super sorry im pretty sure I have a drug problem too

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