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Posted on 18th Sep at 2:26 PM, with 120,749 notes

hartbxg:

hartbxg:

you have never truly lived on the edge until you’ve continued blogging after your laptop has given you the 5% remaining warning and it could cut out at any moment 

its going hardcore tonight

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Posted on 18th Sep at 2:24 PM, with 476,047 notes

pepprstark:

i formally apologize to anyone who knew me when i was 13

Posted on 18th Sep at 2:23 PM, with 229,335 notes

riddle-my-hiddles:

8bit-ghost:

We’re all born with scars. From the moment we open our eyes and look at the world we are wounded, and we all share that same mark.

Bellybuttons.

if anyone wants me to explain what an ‘anticlimax’ is, i’ll show them this text post

Posted on 18th Sep at 2:23 PM, with 456,276 notes

unexotic:

unexotic:

is ur music ever so loud u feel like ur suffocating

update: i was having an asthma attack

Posted on 18th Sep at 2:22 PM, with 144,911 notes

"my baby" i say in regards to someone that is older than me and over half a fuckin foot taller than i am

Posted on 18th Sep at 2:22 PM, with 121,621 notes

jontronshat:

jontronshat:

jontronshat:

when you find a very funny meme

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when you show your friend the humorous meme

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and he also has a giggle at it

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Posted on 18th Sep at 3:18 AM

My phond wont charge I haven’t done my hw and I ate a bunch of greasy food thay makes my insides hurt oh no :(

Posted on 18th Sep at 3:16 AM, with 73,158 notes
blake-the-half-demon:

furbearingbrick:

mehreenkasana:

Except you are so daft, it’s not even remotely amusing.
The USB key was essentially developed by a computer whiz to store data, information and other software in a mobile source from one computer to the other. The slasher you see up there was created to cut open solid objects like boxes, ropes, etc but to also carve and slice inanimate objects. The lighter you see up there was made for cigarettes. The first three objects have domestic, legitimate use.
The gun, in contrast, has no other domestic objectives and usage. It was specifically made to kill. That is all. Kill. You don’t use a gun to store software programs, you don’t use a gun to peel an orange, you don’t use a gun to light a cigarette up. You use a gun to kill.
Try another comparison. Stop embarrassing yourselves. 

APPLY COLD WATER TO BURNED AREA

NAH MAN IT’S A THIRD DEGREE BURN HERE THE PERSON NEEDS A SKIN GRAPH

blake-the-half-demon:

furbearingbrick:

mehreenkasana:

Except you are so daft, it’s not even remotely amusing.

The USB key was essentially developed by a computer whiz to store data, information and other software in a mobile source from one computer to the other. The slasher you see up there was created to cut open solid objects like boxes, ropes, etc but to also carve and slice inanimate objects. The lighter you see up there was made for cigarettes. The first three objects have domestic, legitimate use.

The gun, in contrast, has no other domestic objectives and usage. It was specifically made to kill. That is all. Kill. You don’t use a gun to store software programs, you don’t use a gun to peel an orange, you don’t use a gun to light a cigarette up. You use a gun to kill.

Try another comparison. Stop embarrassing yourselves. 

APPLY COLD WATER TO BURNED AREA

NAH MAN IT’S A THIRD DEGREE BURN HERE THE PERSON NEEDS A SKIN GRAPH

Posted on 18th Sep at 3:14 AM, with 5,901 notes
meladoodle:

I saw my soulmate from a distance in a cafe but he ran away before I could get his number/address/a piece of his shirt to smell at night. I drew him so if any of you see him, get in touch. This is me being sad because I get the feeling I’ll never see him again. :-/
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meladoodle:

I saw my soulmate from a distance in a cafe but he ran away before I could get his number/address/a piece of his shirt to smell at night. I drew him so if any of you see him, get in touch. This is me being sad because I get the feeling I’ll never see him again. :-/

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